Thursday, May 28, 2009

madpuffs drawings

my buddy madpuffs does alot of interesting things and has some really great stories to tell. he is a god and a dog and a chef and a friend and an artist and a candy maker and a stoner and a bead maker and a writer and more than can ever be summed up in one post.
lately he has been into drawing and has been commissioned to make a bar top so YAY!
here are a couple samples of his art he sent me via his iphone. click here for more











(eblogger truncates the pics so click here to see wot you are missing)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

the Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...



Sum Ting Wong




Friday, May 15, 2009

conjecture and speculation

as i said to tarty earlier this morning -
"there is a freaking wad of toilet paper with mascara on it stuck to the side of the tub.. on the OTHER end opposite of the side where the trashcan is. no where near the end with the trashcan.. all the way down at the other end of the outside of the tub.. tell me how that happens?"

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perhaps my housemate dances around and spins while in the bathroom so that the tp just flies off of her hands

perhaps she was sitting on the terlet while wiping the make up from her face and just threw it against the wall hoping it would ricochet back across the bathroom and into the trashcan but she missed the wall and hit the side of the tub

maybe she was on her way out the door and just threw it over her shoulder without looking

or possibly she was trying out how well toilet paper holds up in the shower(because she is the type that might not know something like that) and when discovering that it didnt hold up well at all, reached out of the tub for a washcloth and dropped the tp down the side of the tub.

OMG! could she have been attempting to clean her hair out of the drain? is that even possible? .. and in her attempt, grossed herself out and dropped the tp down the outside of the tub and ran from the bathroom

Friday, May 8, 2009

random images sent from beachbums phone

was sent with the comment "sun is on fire"




with comment "making rain for a movie?"




from a shopping trip




just ridin around i think




not sure what i was supposed to be looking for in this one (hence title "random pics")



fish-ies




rules for life :P




think he said this one was from a bar he was in

i hate drama

lets play some games instead . .
(id like to add a side note here that tiger is yet again in a very lovey dovey mood and trying to curl up to me and the kb as i type so expect more typos than usual-he's been a real pain in the ass lately)

these are all pretty much just mind bubblegum / time wasters
(you dont have to think alot but yet it keeps you from thinking about other things
. . . and doing other things and going out in the world and getting a life, but
somehow makes you feel good at the same time :P)

text twist
make as many words out of one as you can and try to find atleast one word using all 6 letters because thats what gets you on to the next round but even if you dont you can just start again with a new word
(ive got over 100 thousand points on this game b4 but typically, it seems game over for me around 40 thou)

Splash Back
its pretty simple and pretty addictive.
pump certian globs with drops and they pop and cause chain reactions. you start with
10 drops and have to clear the board to get to the next level. its one that
godnotdog got me hoooked on

Skip 98
this one is a download, not online play. its a pretty good knock off of skip bo. i dont remember where or when i first got this game but its been on my puter for years and i still enjoy it.

ZUMA
i dont know why this is so addictve. it... just.. IS!

more from popcap.com that i enjoy-

mummy maze
ok this one you have to think just a little, but only sometimes.

insane aquarium
carpal tunnel inducer addiction

Alchemy
wow ive not played this one in ages.. brb :P

Neave Games
old school arcade addictions remade in flash
(space invaders, tetris, asteroids, snake, simon
tic-tac-toe, heXXagon and frogger)

thats a start.. feel free to leave some of your favorite online games in return.