corky loves the snow

this thang truncates pics so here is the link to the mutt in the snow..
clickity clickity

lists ARE for bureaucrats AND imma gov employee

fridays feast no longer exists but it seems to me it was a bit
more amusing than friday fill ins, so imma attempt one using my interpretation of thier old guidelines n see how it goes.. (i blame the coffee)


Appetizer
Briefly describe something you are wearing and what you think it says about you today?

Soup
wots yer favorite cumfort food or drink?

Salad
name the last 3 songs you heard and where you heard them.

Main Course
Are you doing anything for halloween, wot if so and why if not?

Dessert
wot was the last dare you took.

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my answers...

Appetizer
an earthy toned brown top cuz it reminds me of autumn and says i wanna be cumfortable lazin around doing nothing today.

Soup
depends on wot kind of cumfort i want. if its mood food its JACK, if its hangover food its tators, if im sick its soup and/or hot tea n toast.

Salad
see #6, #4 and #2 of my last post. they were all on youtube.

Main Course
prolly not. cuz im old :P

Dessert
not sure i know the answer to this one. was prolly sumptin when i was drunk. i try not to take dares anymore. seems i have to learn everything the hard way and once broke an arm on a dare when i was 5.

been a month of fridays...

1. The crickets sing, ...and then i heard my dog bark.

2. Welcome to wherever you are.

3. I want to get far away from the damn dogs.

4. It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin
The trees went by, me and del were singin
Little runaway, I was flyin; this was a dream.

5. But as for me ill have a drink.

6. The land down under is where I come from

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to *yells HEY TIM! wot are we doin tonight?* (he doesnt know either), tomorrow my plans include werk :/ and Sunday, I want to not werk but i gotta anyway :/ !

ye ye ye imma big ole slacker...

swiped from fontanelle
now i feel inspired
been awhile, but here is my Thursday 13




"When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon saying."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.

"When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."

"when life gives you lemons ask for some Vaseline to go with it."

when life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun.

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, go suck a dick.

When life gives you lemons, sell them on E-Bay.

i would go for the scurvy jokes but that would be to easy, not unlike your mum
HAR HAR HAR sorry

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade then find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." -Ron White


"When life gives you lemons, make a battery.

i missed friday. seems im missing lots and not minding

1. One week ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiF_THZTYI.

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur30bn_3G58 when I was young.

3. Mama told me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4?.

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUi2gbhP_mU you and me.

5. Take your time do it right.

6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMyCFrr8rI will pass! ( "all things come to pass; thank god they dont come to stay" bwahahaha.
i miss you aunt rose!)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to stand up comedy, tomorrow my plans include a new fridge (my first weekend off in some time and ofcourse its raining all weekend. but ill still take my 2 days in a row off!) and Sunday, I want to be hungover n sleep all day and do fuck all!

(not going to attempt this past weeks thursday 13. i dont even remember thursday. you guys do it!)

been awhile...

1. My car needs an oil change.

2. sleep is coming up next.

3. Lately, things seem frienzied.

4. the puter is one of my favorite 'hiding' places. (YAY escapism)

5. What happened here.

6. sleep is not impossible! (it just feels like it)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sunflower chili (pics added later), tomorrow my plans include werk and Sunday, I want to be hungover and hike the cascades!

thursday 13

13 things i bought today

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in a mood

our new baby... :P

friday fill ins late again

1. Today is not the end of the world.

2. Sitting here, listening to the sound of rain falling, I could drift off to sleep.

3. Tim's home made strawberry ice cream tastes so good!

4. Sometimes, putting others first is reason enough to make up better fill ins, but im here cuz shudro didnt do it.

5. My left lung is breathtaking, really.

6. Well, maybe there is a tomorrow.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to drankin @ MY BAR!, tomorrow my plans include going to the drive in (yer, we got one here) and Sunday, I want to sleep but i have to go run some errands!

for tarty

13 songs for especially for tarty to get her drank on with
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS MOTHERSISTER!


in no particular order:


13
Hot Chocolate - "You Sexy Thing"


12
Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry


11
Alanis Morissette - Ironic


10
Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love


9
Rick James - Super Freak


8
A Night At The Roxbury [What Is Love? Haddaway]


7
Billy Idol - Mony Mony


6
Blue Man Group - Megamix


5
P Diddy-I'll Be Missing You


4
Cher- Believe


3
aeris picked this one for you


2
Killing me softly - Fugees


1
The Commodores - Brick House

playing catch up

(07/10/09)



1. The last thing I ate was extra bacony BAAAAAAAY KON and eggs.

2. milk is something I recently bought.

3. When it rains, it makes me smile.

4. He was the first person I talked to today.

5. Hugs are over rated.

6. on sale now: extra comfort.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going to the fair (if it doesnt rain), tomorrow my plans include 4 wheeling and Sunday, I want to SLEEEEEEEEEP!


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guess i missed thursday 13 for july 16th but here are more than 13 ways to say yer fuckered upded.



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july 17, 2009

1. soup and crackers make a quick and easy dinner.

2. johnathan strange and mr norell is the (one of the) books I'm (still)reading right now.

3. July brings back memories of lazy summer days .

4. It was obvious.

5. They say if you tell your dreams you will get put in a rubber room........forever!.

6. concerning these sentences, firday fill in folks need to take more time to think it over.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going out to dinner , tomorrow my plans include visiting Mountian Lake and 4 wheeling afterwards and Sunday, I want to ride south on the blueridge parkway and go to mabry mill !

dusting off the thursday 13

in no particular order
13 things i made or prepared today..

coffee
chicken salad sammich
watermelon
peanut butter sammich
poptart
glass of choccy milk
glass of orange koolaid
the bed
anudder peanut butter sammich
anudder glass of koolaid
potato salad
BLT's
egg salad

you can play along here

ok stop laughing already

im attempting a wooden version of this :



only in mine the ocean will be beer not water.

pic is big and eblogger truncates. just click the image for the whole pic
this is my the start of my first boat

the bar so far...

my sweets is building me a bar.
dont mind the mess. the basement is his domain not mine (until the bar is done anyway :P)

not sure how these will turn out the way eblogger truncates pics so feel free to click on the image for the full size.


this was the first afternoon he started





this was after moving it he decided he wanted one of his trains running above it and made an overhead track. the over head track still needs cleaned up as far as paint or stain or something and he still needs to trim and clean up the wires supporting it. but it is level and functional.






the wagon wheel is going to go bye bye and there will be a mirror or. . . something.
he changed the paneling on the front. this is the bar so far.



. . . and yes it still needs a name

madpuffs drawings

my buddy madpuffs does alot of interesting things and has some really great stories to tell. he is a god and a dog and a chef and a friend and an artist and a candy maker and a stoner and a bead maker and a writer and more than can ever be summed up in one post.
lately he has been into drawing and has been commissioned to make a bar top so YAY!
here are a couple samples of his art he sent me via his iphone. click here for more











(eblogger truncates the pics so click here to see wot you are missing)

the Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...



Sum Ting Wong

conjecture and speculation

as i said to tarty earlier this morning -
"there is a freaking wad of toilet paper with mascara on it stuck to the side of the tub.. on the OTHER end opposite of the side where the trashcan is. no where near the end with the trashcan.. all the way down at the other end of the outside of the tub.. tell me how that happens?"

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perhaps my housemate dances around and spins while in the bathroom so that the tp just flies off of her hands

perhaps she was sitting on the terlet while wiping the make up from her face and just threw it against the wall hoping it would ricochet back across the bathroom and into the trashcan but she missed the wall and hit the side of the tub

maybe she was on her way out the door and just threw it over her shoulder without looking

or possibly she was trying out how well toilet paper holds up in the shower(because she is the type that might not know something like that) and when discovering that it didnt hold up well at all, reached out of the tub for a washcloth and dropped the tp down the side of the tub.

OMG! could she have been attempting to clean her hair out of the drain? is that even possible? .. and in her attempt, grossed herself out and dropped the tp down the outside of the tub and ran from the bathroom

random images sent from beachbums phone

was sent with the comment "sun is on fire"




with comment "making rain for a movie?"




from a shopping trip




just ridin around i think




not sure what i was supposed to be looking for in this one (hence title "random pics")



fish-ies




rules for life :P




think he said this one was from a bar he was in

i hate drama

lets play some games instead . .
(id like to add a side note here that tiger is yet again in a very lovey dovey mood and trying to curl up to me and the kb as i type so expect more typos than usual-he's been a real pain in the ass lately)

these are all pretty much just mind bubblegum / time wasters
(you dont have to think alot but yet it keeps you from thinking about other things
. . . and doing other things and going out in the world and getting a life, but
somehow makes you feel good at the same time :P)

text twist
make as many words out of one as you can and try to find atleast one word using all 6 letters because thats what gets you on to the next round but even if you dont you can just start again with a new word
(ive got over 100 thousand points on this game b4 but typically, it seems game over for me around 40 thou)

Splash Back
its pretty simple and pretty addictive.
pump certian globs with drops and they pop and cause chain reactions. you start with
10 drops and have to clear the board to get to the next level. its one that
godnotdog got me hoooked on

Skip 98
this one is a download, not online play. its a pretty good knock off of skip bo. i dont remember where or when i first got this game but its been on my puter for years and i still enjoy it.

ZUMA
i dont know why this is so addictve. it... just.. IS!

more from popcap.com that i enjoy-

mummy maze
ok this one you have to think just a little, but only sometimes.

insane aquarium
carpal tunnel inducer addiction

Alchemy
wow ive not played this one in ages.. brb :P

Neave Games
old school arcade addictions remade in flash
(space invaders, tetris, asteroids, snake, simon
tic-tac-toe, heXXagon and frogger)

thats a start.. feel free to leave some of your favorite online games in return.

sumptin ta do...

What's the dumbest pick up line you have heard online?
msg from a random stranger ive never communicated with:
"you were incredible last night - dancing flirtatiously with a group of Latin men in that red and black dress"

What's the kinkiest experience you have had online?
I wasn't aware you can be kinky online.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?
t-shirt n jeans or nada

Name a special talent that you have that no one knows about.
geez.. its so special even i dont know i have it.

What's the best way to win a date with you?
be the person im in love with, duh.

What's your ultimate fantasy?
probably something involving sex n booze n rock n roll (oh wait.. ive already lived that one a few times over)

If you want someone are you subtle or do you just go for it? What's your game plan?
no reason not to go for it, but i dont make plans or play games :/ (i believe these questions are getting worse)

Tell us a secret...what is something not many people know about you?
it would hardly be a secret then.

my leprechauns ipod or LAST ON THE LIST

yes finally, i got to the end of "the list"


Take a character from one of your stories and examine his or her ipod playlist. What 10 songs best describe the character? You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here


the character i selected was my very own leprechaun
and here is his play list.

and the top 10 songs that give you a glimpse into wot a tricksy little drunk he is:

# Super Mario Galaxy - Catch Me If You Can

# Irish drinking songs - Fuck you Im drunk

# Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

# Spandau Ballet - Gold

# Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

# the leprechaun song

# Marc Gunn - The Leprechaun

# Im Gettin Drunk Dubbs

# alkaholiks - only when im drunk

# Alice Cooper - Catch me if you can

staying on task this time..

still going down the list
What's your number one pet peeve? Develop a punishment for anyone caught in the act. You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here

I have more than one, but picking just one, this is surely a tie for the top.
Leaving your hair in the bathtub drain after your shower or bath.
punishment: If someone else has to clean out your hair from the drain, is that you should have to eat it, as is.. with the soap scum and lint fuzzies and whatever else slimy and gross it has attracted to it before it got pulled out of the drain.


sounds fair to me
(go on..click)

I'm failing miserably at staying on task

next on the list...
"You were recently laid off. Instead of moping around, you've viewed it as a chance to start fresh. Pick a new career and write about your first day on the job. You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here"

Make some food, make some money (not tons.. enough to pay a few bills is all really) and raise happy kids. tada! I've already lived my dream.

flashbacks instead . . .
My first day in my first paid food service job, I was 17 and working on a cookie cart selling cookies for a cookie store in a very upscale mall. It wasnt a dream. It was more a nightmare. I wasnt baking, I was selling and selling to snobby, rich, pompous people I couldn't stand, but I was damn good at it anyway and in time I got to play with the cookie dough and leave the cart behind so it panned out into a dream job for me.

My first day as a new mom was actually alot easier than selling cookies since I was still in the hospital and had an awesome new baby gurl and nurses to help out. That one started right out as a dream job. Even the first day home with her was still a dream. She was (still is and always will be) an incredible person. To this day she never ceases to amaze me.

HAPPYFUL BIRFING DAY TO YOU AERIS I LOVE!

a collage of sillyfulness for
you, i love.


because, Its your birthday! :)



YES IT IS!


a little advice..










remember the 3 rules and have fun!

and heres a couple "little" bonus pics