lists ARE for bureaucrats AND imma gov employee

fridays feast no longer exists but it seems to me it was a bit
more amusing than friday fill ins, so imma attempt one using my interpretation of thier old guidelines n see how it goes.. (i blame the coffee)


Appetizer
Briefly describe something you are wearing and what you think it says about you today?

Soup
wots yer favorite cumfort food or drink?

Salad
name the last 3 songs you heard and where you heard them.

Main Course
Are you doing anything for halloween, wot if so and why if not?

Dessert
wot was the last dare you took.

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my answers...

Appetizer
an earthy toned brown top cuz it reminds me of autumn and says i wanna be cumfortable lazin around doing nothing today.

Soup
depends on wot kind of cumfort i want. if its mood food its JACK, if its hangover food its tators, if im sick its soup and/or hot tea n toast.

Salad
see #6, #4 and #2 of my last post. they were all on youtube.

Main Course
prolly not. cuz im old :P

Dessert
not sure i know the answer to this one. was prolly sumptin when i was drunk. i try not to take dares anymore. seems i have to learn everything the hard way and once broke an arm on a dare when i was 5.

been a month of fridays...

1. The crickets sing, ...and then i heard my dog bark.

2. Welcome to wherever you are.

3. I want to get far away from the damn dogs.

4. It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin
The trees went by, me and del were singin
Little runaway, I was flyin; this was a dream.

5. But as for me ill have a drink.

6. The land down under is where I come from

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to *yells HEY TIM! wot are we doin tonight?* (he doesnt know either), tomorrow my plans include werk :/ and Sunday, I want to not werk but i gotta anyway :/ !

ye ye ye imma big ole slacker...

swiped from fontanelle
now i feel inspired
been awhile, but here is my Thursday 13




"When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon saying."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.

"When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."

"when life gives you lemons ask for some Vaseline to go with it."

when life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun.

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, go suck a dick.

When life gives you lemons, sell them on E-Bay.

i would go for the scurvy jokes but that would be to easy, not unlike your mum
HAR HAR HAR sorry

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade then find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." -Ron White


"When life gives you lemons, make a battery.