sumptin ta do...

What's the dumbest pick up line you have heard online?
msg from a random stranger ive never communicated with:
"you were incredible last night - dancing flirtatiously with a group of Latin men in that red and black dress"

What's the kinkiest experience you have had online?
I wasn't aware you can be kinky online.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?
t-shirt n jeans or nada

Name a special talent that you have that no one knows about.
geez.. its so special even i dont know i have it.

What's the best way to win a date with you?
be the person im in love with, duh.

What's your ultimate fantasy?
probably something involving sex n booze n rock n roll (oh wait.. ive already lived that one a few times over)

If you want someone are you subtle or do you just go for it? What's your game plan?
no reason not to go for it, but i dont make plans or play games :/ (i believe these questions are getting worse)

Tell us a secret...what is something not many people know about you?
it would hardly be a secret then.

my leprechauns ipod or LAST ON THE LIST

yes finally, i got to the end of "the list"


Take a character from one of your stories and examine his or her ipod playlist. What 10 songs best describe the character? You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here


the character i selected was my very own leprechaun
and here is his play list.

and the top 10 songs that give you a glimpse into wot a tricksy little drunk he is:

# Super Mario Galaxy - Catch Me If You Can

# Irish drinking songs - Fuck you Im drunk

# Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

# Spandau Ballet - Gold

# Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

# the leprechaun song

# Marc Gunn - The Leprechaun

# Im Gettin Drunk Dubbs

# alkaholiks - only when im drunk

# Alice Cooper - Catch me if you can

staying on task this time..

still going down the list
What's your number one pet peeve? Develop a punishment for anyone caught in the act. You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here

I have more than one, but picking just one, this is surely a tie for the top.
Leaving your hair in the bathtub drain after your shower or bath.
punishment: If someone else has to clean out your hair from the drain, is that you should have to eat it, as is.. with the soap scum and lint fuzzies and whatever else slimy and gross it has attracted to it before it got pulled out of the drain.


sounds fair to me
(go on..click)

I'm failing miserably at staying on task

next on the list...
"You were recently laid off. Instead of moping around, you've viewed it as a chance to start fresh. Pick a new career and write about your first day on the job. You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here"

Make some food, make some money (not tons.. enough to pay a few bills is all really) and raise happy kids. tada! I've already lived my dream.

flashbacks instead . . .
My first day in my first paid food service job, I was 17 and working on a cookie cart selling cookies for a cookie store in a very upscale mall. It wasnt a dream. It was more a nightmare. I wasnt baking, I was selling and selling to snobby, rich, pompous people I couldn't stand, but I was damn good at it anyway and in time I got to play with the cookie dough and leave the cart behind so it panned out into a dream job for me.

My first day as a new mom was actually alot easier than selling cookies since I was still in the hospital and had an awesome new baby gurl and nurses to help out. That one started right out as a dream job. Even the first day home with her was still a dream. She was (still is and always will be) an incredible person. To this day she never ceases to amaze me.

HAPPYFUL BIRFING DAY TO YOU AERIS I LOVE!

a collage of sillyfulness for
you, i love.


because, Its your birthday! :)



YES IT IS!


a little advice..










remember the 3 rules and have fun!

and heres a couple "little" bonus pics

wot was that you were saying about ppl thinking im on crack?

its a conversation within a conversation about a conversation...
MUHAHAHAHHAHAAA!
and
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

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two0clock: im half way through my 2nd pot of coffeeeeEeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee and ive been munchin on the choccy covered sexpresso beans today to
two0clock: WOOOHOOO!!!!
Xavier Wolfe: omg.
Xavier Wolfe: tim is going to have to peel you out of the paint in the ceiling
two0clock: ill prolly crash b4 he gets home
two0clock: hahahahaha
two0clock: end up in ICU
Xavier Wolfe: don't you mind that major caffeine crash?
two0clock: nah
two0clock: cuz then its time for booze
two0clock: bwahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaa
two0clock: honestly i dont think i crashed until in my sleep lastnight... and ended up waking up with a caffiene headache this morning.. went away after the 1st cup

(begin pasted part from other convo to Xavier Wolfe)

two0clock: from earlier this moanin --------- beachbum : i need a kathie on coffe text2speech voice
two0clock : OMG NO!! i would probably come off sounding like a valley gurl. i dont think i want to hear that

(pause pasted part)
two0clock: then later had a worse idea of..
(resume pasted part)

two0clock: beachbum : could u image that book ud make if ud do ur cahts on coffe, dam
beachbum : chats even
two0clock : i dont wanna
two0clock : re: fraid id sound like a valley gurl
two0clock : but without quite as many omgs n likes
two0clock : hopefully very few likes... i dont mind the omgs sometimes
two0clock : who would want to read a book of that shit anyway.. hell most ppl cant even keep up with one chat with me .... would be torture to make them have to sort through a book of me
(end pasted part)

Xavier Wolfe: lol. at least w/ a book you can put it down.
two0clock: bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaa
two0clock: ass
two0clock: :D
Xavier Wolfe: :D
Xavier Wolfe: i'm gonna go make some coffee.
two0clock: WOOHOO! ill drink to that!