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#4
thought processes
...have a plot in mind and reach for words or make up a list of words and reach for connections...

going to start with the latter

next thought process "tartys drinking game", "i sail my ship with", or "tmnt insults"...ugh

combo

Abigail Adams (WOOHOO 2 drinks - that's a nice way to start)
Bananas
Candy Cane
Dog breath
Elephant Ears
Fuck
Ghosts
House
Insight
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Kelvin
Library
Mmmmm
No
Pee
Qwerty
Wha..
X-ray
Yak Breath
Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz

Abigail Adams was absolutely

Bananas about

Candy Canes and fed them to her dogs, Juno and Satan, because they had terrible

Dog breath and really big

Elephant Ears, although candy canes didn't help that, but she didn't give a

Fuck anyway.

Ghosts of Abigail Adams and others are believed to haunt the White

House. Apparently she died with some unwashed clothes and laundry is her unfinished business. That gives me some

Insight about how being anal can fuck with you forever. One needs to learn to let things go and just chill out. When u cant stop thinking about a task just make yourself start singing

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt over and over, being careful to stop before your brain is at −459.6700 °F or zero

Kelvin. You shouldn't chill out that much. You can look this up at any

Library. I recommend going there now.

Mmmmm. I do love going to the library.

No, really I do, except for when I have to

Pee. I don't like using public restrooms if it can be avoided. Sometimes when talking with people online, about such silly things as pee, I feel I need a segue so I'll just type

Qwerty then laugh when people ask me WTF? i play innocent with my standard vinnie barbarino's

"Wha.." line. Then they think I should have an

X-ray of my head. well ok they probably thought that before. OH NOES! Im nearly done and just realized I didn't follow the instructions. Well that sucks worse than this morning's

Yak Breath! I'll have to attempt this again but I know Ill never come close to anything as great as Dr. Seuss. How can anyone top a

Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz?