swiped from fontanelle
now i feel inspired
been awhile, but here is my Thursday 13
"When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon saying."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."
When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.
"When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
"when life gives you lemons ask for some Vaseline to go with it."
when life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun.
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, go suck a dick.
When life gives you lemons, sell them on E-Bay.
i would go for the scurvy jokes but that would be to easy, not unlike your mum
HAR HAR HAR sorry
When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
"When life gives you lemons make lemonade then find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." -Ron White
"When life gives you lemons, make a battery.
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